Valentine’s Day 2022: Sexy Gift Guide

Time for a quick break in my regular schedule to bring you an obligatory sexy gift giving guide if you want to treat a partner (or yourself) to a sex toy this Valentine’s Day!

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Best on a budget (under £50)

• Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Bullet – £26.99 The Pleasure Garden
• Lovehoney X ROMP Clitoral Suction Stimulator – £34.99 Lovehoney UK – €34.95 Lovehoney EU – $34.99 Lovehoney US
• Lovehoney Classic Mains Powered Wand – £49.99 Lovehoney UK – €59.95 Lovehoney EU – $69.99 Lovehoney US
• Pillow Talk Sassy G-Spot Vibrator – £42.99 The Pleasure Garden – $59.99 Lovehoney US
• Lovehoney Lifelike Lover 7 Inch Silicone Dildo – £29.99 Lovehoney UK – €34.95 Lovehoney EU – $39.99 Lovehoney US
• Fleshlight Quickshot – £33 The Pleasure Garden – £34.99 Lovehoney UK – €39.95 Lovehoney EU – $49.99 Lovehoney US
• Lovehoney Booty Buddy Butt Plug – £12.99 Lovehoney UK – €14.95 Lovehoney EU – $16.99 Lovehoney US

Top vibes for vulvas

• We-Vibe Tango X – £79 We-Vibe.com – £79.99 Lovehoney UK
• We-Vibe Touch X – £89 We-Vibe.com – £89.99 Lovehoney UK
• Womanizer Premium 2 – £169 Womanizer.com – £169.99 Lovehoney UK
• Fun Factory Volta – £99.99 Lovehoney UK – €99.95 Lovehoney EU – $139.99 Lovehoney US
• Love Not War Koi – £89.99 – Get 15% off with code LITTLESPOON15

For the power fiends!

• Doxy Massager – £84.99 The Pleasure Garden – £89.99 Lovehoney UK – €109.95 Lovehoney EU – $139.99 Lovehoney US
• Doxy Die-Cast – £149 The Pleasure Garden – £149.99 Lovehoney UK – £169.95 Lovehoney EU – $224.99 Lovehoney US
• Doxy 3R Rechargeable Wand – £149.99 Lovehoney UK – €169.95 Lovehoney EU – $199.99 Lovehoney US
• Le Wand Rechargeable Wand – £125 The Pleasure Garden – £139.99 Lovehoney UK – €174.95 Lovehoney EU – $169.99 Lovehoney US
• Lovehoney Deluxe Mains Wand – £79.99 Lovehoney UK – €89.95 Lovehoney EU – $119.99 Lovehoney US

G-Spot legends

• Njoy Pure Wand – £129.99 Lovehoney UK – €149.95 Lovehoney EU – $149.99 Lovehoney US
• Vixen Mustang – £109.99 Lovehoney UK – €124.95 Lovehoney EU – $129.99 Lovehoney US
• Godemiche Ambit – custom colours from £33.34 at g-silicone.com
• Hot Octopuss Kurve – £99.95 Hot Octopuss
• Lovehoney Desire Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator – £59.99 Lovehoney UK – €69.95 Lovehoney EU – $89.99 Lovehoney US

Top picks for dicks

• Fleshlight – from £49.99 at Lovehoney UK – from €49.95 at Lovehoney EU – from $59.99 at Lovehoney US
• Godemiche Off Beat – custom colours from £24.80 at g-silicone.com
• Fun Factory Manta – £99.99 Lovehoney UK – €99.95 Lovehoney EU – $139.99 Lovehoney US
• Hot Octopuss Solo Essential – £89.95 Hot Octopuss
• Hot Octopuss Atom Plus £69.95 Hot Octopuss 

Best for butts

• Njoy Pure Plugs – from £79.99 Lovehoney UK – from €89.95 Lovehoney EU – from $99.99 Lovehoney US
• Desire Luxury Remote Control Plug – £59.99 Lovehoney UK – €69.95 Lovehoney EU – $79.99 Lovehoney US
• Lovehoney Bumper Booty Bundle – £49.99 Lovehoney UK – €54.95 Lovehoney EU – $59.99 Lovehoney US
• We-Vibe Ditto – £109 We-Vibe.com – £109.99 Lovehoney UK
• b-Vibe Rimming Plug – £110 The Pleasure Garden – £109.99 Lovehoney UK – €129.95 Lovehoney EU – £149.99 Lovehoney US

Get 10% off orders at Lovehoney UK with code HONEYX10

Get 15% off Love Not War with code LITTLESPOON15

Disclaimer: Sex toy preferences are a deeply personal thing and I strongly recommend asking your partner what they’re already into or what they would like to explore before to before splashing out – surprises aren’t for everyone!

However, I can guarantee that every product suggested in this guide is high quality and body-safe.

Have a Happy Valentine’s Day! xx